鍵盤俠|老詹在喬丹高齡打得像巔峰魔術(shù)師！他模仿追夢湖人也很強(qiáng)

[賽后帖]詹姆斯復(fù)出首秀，湖人140-126輕取爵士迎3連勝！

雙方數(shù)據(jù)

爵士（5-9）：喬治33分4板7助2斷、馬爾卡寧31分5板2助2斷、米哈伊柳克13分3板1助、貝利13分1板1助、努爾基奇10分10板6助2斷、科利爾9分2板6助、李凱爾5分3板5助2斷、哈克萊斯4分1助、威廉姆斯4分、森薩博3分1板3助2斷、樂福4板。

湖人（11-4）：東契奇37分5板10助4斷、里夫斯26分5板1助、艾頓20分14板1助、拉拉維亞16分4板2助、詹姆斯11分3板12助、海斯8分3板、八村塁6分4板1助、文森特6分1助、斯瑪特5分3板1助、布朗尼3分1助、蒂耶羅2分。

[–]LakersPalifaith 1128 points 2 hours ago

Good debut by Bronny James Sr.

湖人球迷：? 布朗尼·詹姆斯他爹的首秀不錯嘛。

[–]ThunderE_boiii 295 points 2 hours ago

I'm just happy the g league is around to help develop players

雷霆球迷：? 發(fā)展聯(lián)盟能幫著培養(yǎng)球員，我就很開心了。

[–]LakersApollo611 62 points 2 hours ago

He might have a solid career in the NBA

湖人球迷：? 他在NBA可能會有一段不錯的職業(yè)生涯。

[–]Lakersiamhereforsomework 473 points 2 hours ago

LeBabyLungs dropping dimes left and right

湖人球迷：? 勒寶貝這傳球，左右開弓，餅喂得飛起！

[–]Magicthickofitenjoyer 99 points 2 hours ago

LeBabyLungs is crazy

魔術(shù)球迷：? "勒寶貝"這外號也是沒誰了。

[–]DontFollowMyAdvices 907 points 2 hours ago

LeBron just doing side quests at this point

球迷：? 勒布朗現(xiàn)在純粹是在做支線任務(wù)了。

[–]swift_air 309 points 2 hours ago

Trying to 100% his steam achievements at this point.

球迷：? 這是想把他Steam成就全解鎖了啊。

[–]LakersSoundnVasion 148 points 2 hours ago

Unlocked: Just like MJ

"Play like Magic Johnson during your Michael Jordan year"

湖人球迷：? 成就已解鎖：在你像邁克爾·喬丹的高齡時打出魔術(shù)師約翰遜的表現(xiàn)

[–]Disclaimz0r 560 points 2 hours ago

LeBron actually coming in to be the third option and facilitator might be the best move for this team. I'm all for it.

球迷：? 勒布朗真的作為第三選擇和組織者登場，這可能是球隊(duì)最佳方案。我舉雙手贊成。

[–]Lakersosay77 478 points 2 hours ago

DeAndre Ayton might have the best job in NBA history lol

湖人球迷：? 德安德烈·艾頓可能擁有NBA史上最爽的工作了，哈哈。

[–]Disclaimz0r 353 points 2 hours ago

Getting fed by Luka, AR, and LeBron in a contract year. Dude knew what he was doing to raise his stocks lol

球迷：? 合同年里有東契奇、里夫斯和勒布朗給他喂餅。哥們兒太懂怎么抬身價了，哈哈。

[–][LAL] Vlade Divacweeyummy1 145 points 2 hours ago

Could not ask for a better situation lol. He gets spoonfed 5-6 buckets a game, could totally average 20/10 if he really wanted

湖人球迷：? 這局面不能更好了。每場被喂到嘴里5、6個餅，他要是真想，場均20+10完全沒問題。

[–]Suspiciouslypepe 164 points 2 hours ago

Hayes and Ayton are living their best life lol

球迷：? 海斯和艾頓這小日子過得是真滋潤啊。

[–]Lakerscarlonia 102 points 2 hours ago

Ayton couldn't believe it when he got those 2 straight passes from Bron. Bro was in complete disbelief

湖人球迷：? 艾頓接到老詹那連續(xù)兩個傳球時自己都不敢信。兄弟當(dāng)時是完全懵圈的狀態(tài)。

[–]simon2105 317 points 3 hours ago

Bron: "I'm old as hell with sciatica, lemme get my 10 pts and i'll then just feed the rest of you"

球迷：? 老詹："老子年紀(jì)一大把還有坐骨神經(jīng)痛，讓我先拿個10分，然后就專門給你們喂餅。"

[–]Smok1ngThoughtz 156 points 3 hours ago

40 yr old MF from the g league moving like prime magic johnson??? that's crazy asf!!!!

球迷：? 一個從發(fā)展聯(lián)盟上來的40歲老家伙，打得像巔峰魔術(shù)師？這太TM瘋狂了！??！

[–]LakersLogicalGain6578 584 points 3 hours ago

To my friend Jarred Vanderbilt. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla.

湖人球迷：? 致我的兄弟賈里德·范德比爾特。兄弟，你現(xiàn)在好好休息。陣地有我們守著。咱們?nèi)A山之巔再見。

[–]Lakerspuhtooti 268 points 3 hours ago

LeBron makes transition for this team so much easier. It's actually ridiculous. And I imagine LeBron taking a step back and be Draymond if he wants to, and the Lakers will still be better.

湖人球迷：? 勒布朗讓這支球隊(duì)的攻防轉(zhuǎn)換變得如此輕松。簡直離譜。而且我能想象，勒布朗哪怕愿意退一步當(dāng)追夢格林，湖人還是會很強(qiáng)。

[–]Lakersjokull1234 271 points 3 hours ago

It's good to see a g-league player come in and feed his teammates. Paying his dues before he gets his.

湖人球迷：? 能看到一個發(fā)展聯(lián)盟球員上來就給隊(duì)友喂餅，真好。這是在拿到屬于自己的機(jī)會之前先交投名狀呢。

[–]Elite663 220 points 3 hours ago

NBA players doing too much when it comes to defending Bronny, suddenly wanna act like it's a game 7

球迷：? NBA球員們在防守布朗尼時也太較真了，突然都搞得像搶七大戰(zhàn)一樣。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantStrangeStephen 199 points 3 hours ago

He hit the 3 and then guys defended him like its game 7 lmao

湖人球迷：? 他投進(jìn)那個三分后，對面防他就像防搶七一樣，笑死。

[–]srhdt 106 points 3 hours ago

LeBron has dreamt of the day he could finally just fuck around, defend, and pass the ball a bunch.

球迷：? 勒布朗夢想著有一天他可以隨便打打，專注于防守和傳球，這天終于來了。

[–]candylandmine 9265 points 15 hours ago

For a guy who just came up from the G-League he's awfully arrogant

球迷：? 對一個剛從發(fā)展聯(lián)盟上來的家伙來說，他也太狂了吧。

[–]JustGottaKeepTrying 1032 points 13 hours ago

I wonder what his "welcome to the NBA" moment will be.

球迷：? 我很好奇他的"歡迎來到NBA"時刻會是什么樣。

[–]clubpenguinlegend25 5679 points 16 hours ago

LeSwissArmyKnife

球迷：? 勒瑞士軍刀。

[–]Shoddy-Necessary5066 886 points 16 hours ago

LeTimeWaitsOnNoMan

球迷：? 勒時間不等人。

[–]SupersonicsSliMShady55222 1955 points 16 hours ago

its going to be interesting to see how many minutes JJ plays him regularly. I doubt he will be going over 35mpg. even 30 might be overkill this early in the season. But at 20-25mpg, he should have enough stamina to do everything on the court that the lakers need.

超音速球迷：? 看看雷迪克會讓他在常規(guī)賽打多久會很有意思。我懷疑不會超過35分鐘。甚至30分鐘在賽季初可能都算過量。但在20-25分鐘的時間里，他應(yīng)該有足夠的體力在場上做湖人需要他做的一切。

[–]United StatesLespecialBP 789 points 16 hours ago

This is what I thought they'd do last year, and oddly, JJ was too reliant on him and wouldn't get him out of the game or give him rest... The team is a bit different this year, so hopefully they don't ride him to death!

球迷：? 我以為他們?nèi)ツ昃蜁@么做，但奇怪的是，雷迪克當(dāng)時太依賴他了，不肯把他換下場休……今年球隊(duì)有點(diǎn)不同了，所以希望他們別往死里用他！

[–]rkm1997 1225 points 16 hours ago

LeJack of All Trades

球迷：? 勒萬事通。

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeAashyLarry 336 points 16 hours ago

Coach Spo name-dropped ????

熱火球迷：? 斯波教練被點(diǎn)名了????

[–]HeatRampageOfZebras 175 points 14 hours ago

Spo was probably one of the first coaches ti gain Brons respect in the league and his emphasis on positionless ball molded the last 15 years of his career and changed the league as a whole as well. Since this quote is all about how he can play whatever role it makes sense hed reference the coach that unleashed that side of him.

熱火球迷：? 斯波可能是聯(lián)盟里最早贏得勒布朗尊重的教練之一，他對無位置籃球的強(qiáng)調(diào)塑造了勒布朗過去15年的職業(yè)生涯，也改變了整個聯(lián)盟。既然這段話全是關(guān)于他能扮演任何角色，他提到那位激發(fā)了他這一面的教練是說得通的。

[–]bobbdac7894 2214 points 16 hours ago

LeBron: "I can do everything for this ball club"

JJ: "Bron, I need you come off the bench and stand in the corner and be a spot up shooter".

Lebron: "..."

球迷：? 勒布朗："我能為這支球隊(duì)做任何事。"

雷迪克："老詹，我需要你打替補(bǔ)，站在底角，當(dāng)個定點(diǎn)投手。"

勒布朗："……"

[–]PistonsCountOff 853 points 16 hours ago

"Ayo P(elinka)… they want me to come off the bench!"

活塞球迷：? "喂，佩林卡…他們想讓我打替補(bǔ)！"（模仿記者問如果卡梅羅·安東尼打替補(bǔ)時他的回答）

[–]76ersFoFoAndFo 351 points 16 hours ago

It's bananas that Carmelo made his final all NBA team after the '12/'13 season and Lebron made second team last year

76人球迷：? 離譜的是，卡梅隆在2012-13賽季后最后一次入選NBA最佳陣容，而勒布朗去年還進(jìn)了二陣。

[–]CharlieShmurked 119 points 16 hours ago

Melo never ever took his body fitness as seriously as LeBron. Only Kobe seems to Have been on the LeBron level. You can't count it against 90s and earlier players because this level of fitness science didn't even exist. Pro athletes were still smoking cigs back in the day.

球迷：? 梅羅從未像勒布朗那樣認(rèn)真對待身體保養(yǎng)。似乎只有科比達(dá)到過勒布朗的水平。你不能拿這個來貶低90年代及更早的球員，因?yàn)槟菚r根本不存在這種水平的運(yùn)動科學(xué)。職業(yè)運(yùn)動員當(dāng)年還抽煙呢。

來源：? Reddit

編譯：? Aaron